funkubatorTM

Simple, fixed prices.

No proposals, no scope negotiations, no "it depends." Every engagement has a fixed price, a fixed timeline, and a defined deliverable. You know what you're buying before we ever get on a call.

Product Audit

$1,900 fixed

Timeline
1 week
You get
Evidence-backed findings report, 20-min video walkthrough, prioritized fix list
Best for
"Something's off and we're not sure what"
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AI Prototype Sprint

$9,500 / $14,500 fixed

Timeline
2–3 weeks
You get
Working deployed prototype; the $14,500 tier adds user testing + an iteration week
Best for
"We need to validate this bet before committing engineering"
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Fractional Product Lead

$7,000/month

Timeline
3-month minimum
You get
~10 hrs/week of senior product leadership: strategy, roadmap, experiments, prototyping
Best for
"We need product leadership but not a full-time hire yet"
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Your audit fee credits in full toward a Prototype Sprint booked within 60 days. The audit is the cheapest way to find out if we should work together.

Sprints can be paused or stopped at any sprint boundary. If your product isn't a fit for an audit, we refund in full before any work starts.

FAQ

Who actually does the work?
Noemi — a former engineer and product leader who has shipped AI products used by tens of thousands of learners — with senior specialists brought in per engagement: engineering (David), operations and client success (Iago), and contract designers when the work calls for it. The person you talk to on the call is the person doing the work.
Why fixed prices?
Because hourly billing makes you pay for our inefficiency and makes every conversation about the meter. Fixed scope, fixed price: our incentive is to be fast and right.
What happens after I buy an audit?
You get a short intake form (your product URL, what's worrying you, access if needed). Findings arrive within one week: a written report where every finding has a screenshot or recording behind it, a 20-minute video walkthrough, and a prioritized fix list.
What timezone are you in?
Europe and the US. Your morning in Europe, your afternoon on the US East Coast — most clients get same-day responses on two continents.
Can you tell me more about past clients?
Some of our work is under confidentiality — the case studies here are anonymized. Client names, logos, and details are shared on intro calls.